Tuesday, February 14, 2017

VD with ME

I'm not bitter about being boyfriendless on Valentine's Day. In fact, I embrace the freedom it brings me. Like the freedom to make up words like boyfriendless. So I'm just going to buy 50 boxes of these assorted chocolates and sit at home and celebrate ME. By lying in the dark in the fetal position yelling Adele lyrics at my cat. Happy Valentine's Day to us all!

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