Jury blurry

I'm sitting between a human ashtray and a guy with influtyphoidmonia, both of whom are wearing heterosexual shoes. One potential juror has gone AWOL and we're all trapped in the holding room until they can find him. And I'm having crippling Diet Coke withdrawal. Whee.

But while I'm here, I do want to take a moment to do my part in making #Flynnghazi a thing.