Thursday, December 06, 2018

It's absurd! It's deranged! It's ...



Tariff Man! Tariff Man!
Makin' bullshit hit the fan
Foolin' no one with his tan
Looks like mushrooms from a can

Tariff Man! Tariff Man!
Pussy-grabber in a van
From five drafts cow-ard-ly ran
Broke Commandments One through Tan

Tariff Man! Tariff Man!
Naked porno wife Melan
Inbred-smelling child-er-an
Creepy, sleazy family clan

Tariff Man! Tariff Man!
Thinks the Jews wrote the Koran
Once read Two Corinthian
Evangelic Taliban

Tariff Man! Tariff Man!
Scared of far-off caravan
Wants an immigration ban
Mexico won't serve him flan

Tariff Man! Tariff Man!
Can't tell China from Japan
Vlad'mir Putin super-fan
Laughingstock of Kazakhstan

Tariff Man! Tariff Man!
Crippled trade without a plan
Killed business American
Epic failure presidan

Tariff Man! Tariff Man!
KKK republican
Middle name should be treasan
Benedict American

Tariff Man! Tariff Man!
Blames Obama where he can
Or blames Hill-a-ry Clintan
Shitty po-li-ti-ci-an

Tariff Man! Tariff Man!
Picked a fight with John McCan
John McCan had secret plan
Tariff Man got funeral ban

Tariff Man! Tariff Man!
No one bankrupts like he can
All his budgets overran
Cor-rupt can’t-make-deals moran

Tariff Man! Tariff Man!
Tweets while he sits on the can
Holds his bottles with two han
Probably likes Comic San

Tariff Man! Tariff Man!
Gets his "news" from Fox & Fran
Has-been celeb fan Roseanne
The Apprentice also-ran

Tariff Man! Tariff Man!
One-second attention span
He just can’t when others can
Too late for abortian

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