Thursday, December 27, 2018
A letter to one future husband
Also: When I said “that’s quite an impressive feat, dude” about you benching 90-lb. dumbbells, that was just me showing you how witheringly awkward I am capable of being around non-threateningly-hot supermodels.
Also: Not that I noticed, but let’s talk about how we can fix that problem with your missing wedding ring.