I made a meme!

New flavor. Do not recommend.

Unless you have an insatiable thirst for store-brand cough syrup poured into a melted Slurpee that’s sat in a hot car for five days. Followed by four hours of sweaty jitters, of course.

Also: My office bingo card is as winning as a trump spelling be.

Good night!

Quoting yourself in the third person is neither stable nor genius

WHY ARE THESE CRETINS SO ENDLESSLY FREAKING WEIRD?

My money's on end-stage syphilis.

Exhibit A

"wHy cAn'T wE Do tHaT?"

1. Because it's a stupidly dangerous idea
2. Because a nuclear bomb would need to be surrounded by tons of additional air that we have no way of moving on that scale to affect just the eye of a hurricane
3. Because a hurricane's tradewinds would spread the nuclear fallout on a far more massive scale over water and land and create catastrophic environmental devastation
4. Because the idea was first presented and quickly shot down in 1959 for these very reasons
5. BECAUSE A RUDIMENTARY GOOGLE SEARCH WOULD TELL YOU THIS FASTER THAN YOU COULD SPUTTER OUT THE DUMBASS GIBBERISH IN THIS QUOTE

BAM!

Has it really been only two years?

Remember two years ago when KKK Grand Wizard (what the fuck is THAT stupid title about, racists?) David Duke responded expectantly to all your white-supremacist dog whistles when you started your appalling abortion of a presidency, trump? Now your inbred disciples are regularly following your orders to open fire on brown people with small-dicked-incel assault weapons. And you fucking SUCK at pretending you're shocked.

There is not enough piss in the world to properly drench your grave.

Jesus

Imagine enduring the terror of being stalked by a gunman with a mass-slaughter weapon; the pain of having bullets pulverize your flesh, bones and organs; the abject grief of losing a loved one who moments ago had been standing right beside you ... and then waking up in the hospital with this opportunistic, self-aggrandizing, desperately narcissistic piece of rotting goat shit using you a a prop for a creepy-smile photo op:

Right

Because what this country needs more than anything right now is parenting input from a childless misanthrope whose sole life purpose is to inflame conflicted emotions in bitter incels.

Aren’t you gonna light a cross in their honor, Mitch?

Ram the ramparts! Trump the TSA!

I made a meme!

The fucking dipshit ACTUALLY SAID THIS

“The Continental Army suffered a bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware and seized victory from Cornwallis at Yorktown. Our Army MANNED THE AIR, it rammed the ramparts, IT TOOK OVER AIRPORTS, it did everything it had to do and at Ft. McHenry under the rocket’s red glare had nothing but victory. When dawn came, the star-spangled banner waved defiant.”

—Stable Genius, July 4, 2019

synecdoche (sin EK doe key)

noun: a metaphor using part of something to represent the whole of something or vice versa

examples:

FACT: Donald Trump is a belligerent, puerile man-boy who doesn't know anything about anything; arrogantly thinks he can fake his way through everything; and spends his empty, appallingly entitled life sending meaningless, childish tweets, lying about his ongoing treason, ignoring his many wives and children, insulting and repulsing other countries to the point of diplomatic alienation, screaming FAKE NEWS! like an uncontrollably shitting toddler, and destroying America for his own financial gain.

SYNECDOCHE: The current White House is an international embarrassment.

With apologies to every farmer's dog named Bingo ...

There was a moron had mob
Of bad Administration.

Mass-in-COM-pe-tence!
Rats-off-SIN-king-ships!
How-gay-IS-Mike-Pence?

A racist traitor shit-ho!

los·er /ˈlo͞ozər/ (noun):

a person or thing that loses or has lost something

Really, Behr: “Premium Plus Ultra Stain Blocking Paint & Primer In One” is an awfully long name for the shitty skim milk in your can

Two coats of your runny, drippy lies can’t even cover beige woodgrain.

Whore Bag. Whore Bag.

THIS MAN THINKS HE CAN WRITE COHERENT LEGISLATION REGULATING MURDER WEAPONS AND WOMEN’S BODIES