So apparently THIS happened

Remember when Ann was caught screaming about being forced to fly coach and sobbing that she’s gonna die alone? I can’t decide if that Ann or this one is the most punchable.

What a dick

Let us never forget this auspicious anniversary of the day our Very Stable Genius with Great and Unmatched Wisdom blithely retweeted at 4:31 am a "rock on" tweet about his "integrity sir" from a supporter named catpenis.

There is an ENDLESSLY amusing hashtag thread on Twitter right now ...

I made a meme!

Quoting yourself in the third person is neither stable nor genius

Shoes

Exhibit A

Right

Because what this country needs more than anything right now is parenting input from a childless misanthrope whose sole life purpose is to inflame conflicted emotions in bitter incels.

Remember when this POS literally hid in the bushes to avoid speaking to the press--WHICH WAS HIS JOB--and then later said it was because he was fat?

Raise your hand if you've ever body-shamed yourself to the point you've hidden in bushes to avoid doing your job. I'll wait.

Or I shall marry the Prince of Whales

Must ... not ... picture ... his ... droopy ... dry ... bosoms ...

It’s really hard to stop mocking these people

They look like they're going to an antebellum cotillion. Or a slave auction.

Oops! Oops! Oops!

Alcoholic-o

Achomlishments

This tweet has been making the rounds this week

I have no idea what the original context was, but I can’t stop laughing at poor Brad here for derailing the conversation into the trainwreck admission he clearly doesn’t realize he’s making.

Lara: “Women can enjoy sex.
Brad: “NOT THE WAY I DO IT!”

I made a meme!

Resting. Mitch. Face.

I just can’t even.

The United States National Emergency Advisory has finally calibrated the severities of potential threats to our country, our Constitution and our very survival and issued this easy-to-follow chart for our clearly doomed citizenry

#NotesFromNationalEmergency

In times like these, it’s comforting to know we have a forum where we can find solidarity, courage and strength in our shared struggles

#TwoYears

#NeverForget