Don’t shave in a hot shower with a big nose, kids

Note to self: It's way past time for SOMEONE to shave his old-man ape shoulders.

In times like these, it’s comforting to know we have a forum where we can find solidarity, courage and strength in our shared struggles

The n is for no-shave Tuesday. It’s lowercase because you can barely tell.

What’s the #1 reason to get a flu shot?

Right: for the flexy band-aid selfie in the car afterward.

Also: to give yourself photographic evidence that you’re overdue to shave the old-man hair off your shoulders. Because gross.

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