Bro, do you even lift?

There is no fate worse than tossing a purple jelly bean in your mouth and discovering too late that it's actually a black jelly bean.

No, actually there's no fate worse than smugly and happily trying to force a hastily written bill through the Senate -- so fast that many party-line-voting Senators later admitted they hadn't even read it -- that takes away people's access to healthcare without providing a viable, bipartisan, medically reviewed replacement when this picture of your skinny-leg-Barbie-weights-stupid-backward-bro-hat-whatever-douchebag-gesture-you're-making-with-your-hand self is always and forever circulating on the Internet.