Signs of the apocalypse

1. Bitch Kitty does something cute, like pose with her paws out like she's a superhero.
2. Bitch Kitty lets me get close enough to take her picture without hissing and running away.
3. Bitch Kitty even cooperatively looks up at the camera and gives a wan smile for her picture.
4. Melania makes a public appearance in a $51,500 Dolce & Gabbana jacket while her husband can't find money in the national budget for Meals on Wheels.
5. Pickles.