Saturday, June 03, 2017

The parking lot is packed but the gym is cavernously, ominously empty

I think the Lat Pulldown Killer (LPK) is offing hapless gym members one by one and shipping their bodies off to China exactly like in Thoroughly Modern Millie but in a gym instead of New York City and with dead people instead of perky coeds and with Carol Channing not playing the piano with her feet.

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