I loathe this lying, belligerent, clumsily manipulative, passive-aggressive, hypocritical shithole woman SO MUCH

In case you can’t watch the shit salad on television tonight, here’s a helpful summary in book form

OMG

But it was the hapless Nazis who were the ones forced to carry around identification papers at all times and present their victim cards at the borders.

So. Much. Fucking. Winning.

But at least we've created all those domestic jobs and enjoyed the robust economic benefits of multiple trade wars and repealed the unarticulated evils of the ACA and bolstered our international standing and retained all those best people in the administration and lowered our collective golf handicap. 

It’s funny because it’s true

No. I'm not done being furious about this.

The ACA -- like any early-generation social program -- has its flaws, but it's designed to allow for those flaws to be addressed and corrected as they manifest themselves. The ACA has given millions of Americans -- including me -- reasonably affordable access to vital healthcare that was actively denied to us in the catastrophes of our country's supply-side healthcare model.

For you to actively -- HATEFULLY -- mischaracterize any sick HUMAN BEINGS the ACA may have failed as "Obamacare victims" to make them pawns in your divisive political propaganda instead of working to fix whatever failed them so they can get the medical attention they need is so beyond immoral and unethical that it should bring us all to our knees. And I'm so beyond tolerance for this administration that I'm not afraid to say I actively wish catastrophic medical victimhood on everyone who conceived of and works to perpetuate this moral terrorism.

Kellyanne victims

I've seen "Obamacare victims" in other trumpaganda this week, so little Kellyanne here is just staying on (morally vile and intellectually repulsive) point like she was told to. But she can't even do it right. She just vomits together meaningless talking points without spending a half second to struggle with the non-complexities of context or voice or parallel and then waits by the pellet dispenser for her reward. She's so inept that she's inept at being inept. And she somehow keeps flaring up like a herpes outbreak or a meth relapse. But thankfully not as often as Hair Furor.

#AmericaFirstEmoji!

Is Ivanka still gonna make all her Imploding(R) brand knockoff shoes in China too so she can keep empowering Chinese women with below-poverty wages?

Oh, wait -- those people still don't matter. Especially now that we have a hashtag proclaiming we're all about #AmericaFirstPatrioticEmoji!

I swear ...

man-boy's only goal in life -- after personal financial gain at the expense of everyone but him, of course -- is to test my resolve not to use blistering profanity at or about him.

He's reduced his entire communication vocabulary to a catchphrase and an emoji

But at least he spelled stuff right this time.

Jesus

He actually just took time out of his busy schedule of alienating us from the world in a bubble of unsustainable nationalism to tweet THIS again. It's the barely literate, jingoistic equivalent of a high-five emoji. And it's not entirely clear whether he's desperately trying to convince us or himself.