So. Much. Winning.

We have an emergency elf hat magnetic-clipped to our upstage-right flylines scaffolding

Do YOU have an emergency elf hat magnetic-clipped to YOUR upstage-right flylines scaffolding? No. No, you do NOT have an emergency elf hat magnetic-clipped to your upstage-right flylines scaffolding. We totally win.

So. Much. Fucking. Winning.

But at least we've created all those domestic jobs and enjoyed the robust economic benefits of multiple trade wars and repealed the unarticulated evils of the ACA and bolstered our international standing and retained all those best people in the administration and lowered our collective golf handicap.