Program insert:

At today’s matinee of The Full Monty, the role of Horse (usually played by Omarr J Hatcher Sr.) will be played by Jake Stigers, and the show-stopping song “Big Black Man” will be replaced with the irascibility anthem “Old White Guy.” Theatre Cedar Rapids apologizes in advance if you’re asked to get off of its lawn.

Christopher Schubert will, as always, continue to photobomb every social-media post and distract from its super-funny narrative.