Tuesday, February 05, 2019

I'm dilated to meet you

PRO TIP: Never get your eyes dilated on a sunny day with snow on every surface of the world that reflects the sun's rays from every direction like white-hot lasers burning holes in your unprotected retinas.

If you're dumb enough to not heed my warning, at least bring some decent--REAL--sunglasses to wear home.

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