Sunday, February 24, 2019, will now and forever be heralded kingdom-wide The Day The Handsome, Age-Appropriate, Height-Compatible And OK Yeah I’ll Say It Totally Hot Guy At The Gym Looked Up, Locked Eyes With Me, Smiled And Said Hello OF HIS OWN ACCORD

Granted, he was getting his coat to leave the gym as I was hanging mine up after just coming in, so maybe he was smiling because he knew he was totally dodging a bullet. But BABY STEPS, PEOPLE!