I’m working from home today

(because I’m a big chicken about driving on thick ice embedded with chunks of hail and no doubt shards of glass and the wailing souls of long-dead children) and OF ALL THE COZY PLACES IN OUR COZY HOUSE THAT BITCH KITTY COULD CHOOSE TO SIT, she’s chosen to sit on my not-at-all-cozy canvas laptop bag. With her bitch ass aimed directly at me, natch.