Friday, July 20, 2018

Goodbye, dreary-pinky-orangey-beigey-ennuiy-mousy-blah-ugly-ass Formica kitchen counters!

I’m at work playing on my blog right now to pay for having you hauled away to your dreary-pinky-orangey-beigey-ennuiy-mousy-blah-ugly-ass Grave of Despair and Eternal-Cliché Irrelevance and be replaced with mega-awesome new countertops that you could never be. So good riddance. Go bore and appall some other kitchen to death.

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