With apologies to every farmer's dog named Bingo ...

There was a moron had mob
Of bad Administration.

Mass-in-COM-pe-tence!
Rats-off-SIN-king-ships!
How-gay-IS-Mike-Pence?

A racist traitor shit-ho!

I loathe this lying, belligerent, clumsily manipulative, passive-aggressive, hypocritical shithole woman SO MUCH

RIP John Kelly

Extreme Vetting + Only The Best People still hasn’t given us a bingo though.

And shouldn’t this be in 3D so they can put bars over the Best People going to prison?

2 days until #Hallowmeme!

(Yes, I’m fully aware that my countdown days are somehow off, but I can’t just skip a number to re-synch everything because that would cause a tear in the time-space continuum, which is how things like walnut brownies, store-bought costumes and Sarah Huckabee Sanders claw their way up from the seventh circle and into the viable world.)

P.S. Framing this as some kind of epic promise/fulfillment accomplishment makes you look as incapable as he is, shitwad

And it’s people WHO, dumbass

Actions beget consequences, Sarah

And feigned victimhood begets FUCK YOU. You can't deny your cake and eat it too.

How is Tillerson gone before Punchable Face Kushner?

My actuarials must be off.

My money's on Jared next

But instead of shouting BINGO! when he's out, I'm gonna shout GAYFACE!

Everyone deserves a chance to lie