Good night!

Red: The hoodie of angry men! Black: The T-shirt of ages past!

Jake: The lazy man who’s trying to recast the narrative of his randomly chosen outfit as the banner of an 1832 student-revolutionary rebellion inspired by the cholera death of French Parliamentarian Jean Maximilian Lemarque, a popular anti-royalist and champion of the poor, as depicted in a popular 1980 musical inspired by an 1862 novel by Victor Hugo!

Happy #Hallowmeme!

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Apparently I’m going through a skulls phase

And a Día de los Muertos Mariachi phase:

Times dos:

And a single-parent-ghost-family phase:

Do not be afraid.

Happy #Hallowmeme!

Since my countdown to tonight got off and I forget what I’ve already posted, I’m just gonnna unleash a memevalanche of all the weird Halloween stuff I’ve compulsively collected on my phone, which should be scary in itself. Boo!

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(Yes, I’m fully aware that my countdown days are somehow off, but I can’t just skip a number to re-synch everything because that would cause a tear in the time-space continuum, which is how things like walnut brownies, store-bought costumes and Sarah Huckabee Sanders claw their way up from the seventh circle and into the viable world.)

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(I just realized my countdown is somehow off by a day. THANKS, OBAMA. But that just means I guess I’ll have to post a BONUS MEME on the 31st.)

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