Yup

I made a meme!

#UnwantedIvanka

It’s really hard to stop mocking these people

They look like they're going to an antebellum cotillion. Or a slave auction.

Has it really been two years since our modern-day Kennedys and beacons of sacred morality held audience with the pope?

Sigh. It seems like this was only 100 mortal embarrassments ago ...

Tiers of delicate bitsy-dot chiffon tulle flutter like wispy cotton-candy nothingness next to Ivanka in an ugly fucking dress

RIP John Kelly

Extreme Vetting + Only The Best People still hasn’t given us a bingo though.

And shouldn’t this be in 3D so they can put bars over the Best People going to prison?

5 days until #Hallowmeme!

"possible"

I made some memes ...

If we locked guns in cages would we get the same lack of #MAGA anger and uproar?

Welp. Here we go.

Operation: See If Jake’s Damn Hip Injury Is Better is about to deploy. I’ll either make it to the end of the block or the end of the next block. Or I’ll slog out three miles. But as The Book Of Ivanka’s Totally Authentic Totally Profound Made In America Chinese Proverbs says: The first step of the journey begins with the first step of the journey. So off I go ...

#HowToTurn50 #AndNeverLoseHope

Stop pretending to show compassion, Ivanka

I'm a professional fashion writer. Do not try this at home.

Tiers of polka-dot chiffon tulle flutter like wispy cotton-candy nothingness next to Ivanka in an ugly fucking dress. ‬

DO NOT CONGRATULATE IVANKA FOR MATCHING HER DISPOSABLE LAB GLOVES TO HER HOT TOPIC EYESHADOW

Guess which two people in this horror movie just filed for divorce

How is Tillerson gone before Punchable Face Kushner?

My actuarials must be off.

My money's on Jared next

But instead of shouting BINGO! when he's out, I'm gonna shout GAYFACE!

Good morning!

Today in Stupid: "Not expecting"?

Pity the whiny little liar here

The laughably manipulative poor-little-professional-victim daughter of "Lock her up!" and "Obama's a Muslim" and "Grab her by the pussy" and "total Muslim ban" man-boy is either catastrophically stupid or she's desperately hoping you are.

So are you, Trump supporters?