Good night!

Quoting yourself in the third person is neither stable nor genius

WHY ARE THESE CRETINS SO ENDLESSLY FREAKING WEIRD?

My money's on end-stage syphilis.

#UnwantedIvanka

synecdoche (sin EK doe key)

noun: a metaphor using part of something to represent the whole of something or vice versa

examples:

FACT: Donald Trump is a belligerent, puerile man-boy who doesn't know anything about anything; arrogantly thinks he can fake his way through everything; and spends his empty, appallingly entitled life sending meaningless, childish tweets, lying about his ongoing treason, ignoring his many wives and children, insulting and repulsing other countries to the point of diplomatic alienation, screaming FAKE NEWS! like an uncontrollably shitting toddler, and destroying America for his own financial gain.

SYNECDOCHE: The current White House is an international embarrassment.

Or I shall marry the Prince of Whales

Must ... not ... picture ... his ... droopy ... dry ... bosoms ...

Graphic designers + the Internet give me hope for the future of humanity

Fashion PS to Melanie: Love the illusion neckline, hate the oven mitts.

Rude.

Has it really been two years since our modern-day Kennedys and beacons of sacred morality held audience with the pope?

Sigh. It seems like this was only 100 mortal embarrassments ago ...

I! AM! HOME!

I made a meme ...

OMG

OMG

The embarrassment that keeps on billowing

OMG

*Chosen by morons to go golfing

dotard