Well hello, long-hibernating tabletop tree that I bought for Shoebox Manor—my first elfin Chicago apartment—and that eventually became our dining-room tree when my ex and I bought our palatial two-tree-accommodating condo. I finally rescued the tree when I liquidated my storage unit this summer, and at last its branches are complete again in their mélange of silver, white and cornflower blue ornaments, ribbons and besequined birds artfully curated to complement our old Wedgewood dining room. The palette doesn’t quite work with my mom’s Rustic Kountree Krafts décor, but I choose to squint and pretend it does. Plus I did a sloppy job perching the birds on the branches so I’ll have to edit some pokey-outy feathered tails at a later date.
I wasn’t really in the mood for Christmas carols, but I found an old Chicago playlist so I decorated the tree to the dulcet—and wistfully nostalgic—tones of Beautiful Day, Ray of Light, Around the World, Bad Romance, Get Lucky, Single Ladies, Whispering Your Name and other regular-rotation players from the soundtrack of my old life. The combination of my Chicago tree and my Chicago tunes put me in a mood I’m not sure I’m ready to be in, but the corner is dusted and vacuumed, the tree is up, and all that’s left to do is figure out where I hid my timer so the lights will automatically be on every night when I go to bed and every morning when I wake up.
Speaking of going to bed ... good night!
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Showing posts with label good night!. Show all posts
Monday, December 02, 2019
Thursday, October 31, 2019
Wednesday, September 25, 2019
Monday, September 23, 2019
Sunday, August 11, 2019
Dear LORD that was a long day
I cleared some stuff out of my storage unit, sold a ton of books (for a meager $20, but still), learned choreography for 4.5 hours with a delightfully talented choreographer and a cast of dancers half my age, did a show that was spiced up with a tornado delay and a couple dropped lines on my part, emptied the litter box, decided to sleep with my gross wrist wound unbandaged to see how it survives a night in the open air, and took a helicopter selfie with Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged neck creases (too soon?) in our Kountry Krafts guest room where I’m still sleeping because the final push of my bedroom project has become kind of overwhelming. Good night!
Sunday, July 07, 2019
Thursday, April 04, 2019
Monday, March 18, 2019
Bitch Kitty says good night!
She also says KEEP YOUR BITCH ASS DOWNSTAIRS OR I SWEAR ON ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY I WILL TEAR OPEN YOUR CAROTID. But for now let’s just focus on good night.
Sunday, March 03, 2019
Things that shouldn’t be funny and yet are totally funny
Wednesday, February 27, 2019
Sunday, February 10, 2019
The bows are bowed,
the set is struck, the goodbyes are hugged, the nipples have been recaptured and reincarcerated after their escape, the show socks and underwear and complimentary tearaway thongs are in the wash ... and what is one of my all-time favorite show experiences has finally, bittersweetly, proudly and very-happy-memoriedly come to an end.
Good night!
Good night!
Wednesday, February 06, 2019
Thursday, January 17, 2019
Monday, January 14, 2019
Wednesday, August 01, 2018
Tuesday, July 31, 2018
Friday, April 20, 2018
Saturday, January 20, 2018
Friday, October 06, 2017
Nobody ALL DAY noticed my limited-edition one-of-a-kind totally unique "JAKE The Musical!" T-shirt
And I had to take this selfie lying down because
my face feels creasy and wrinkly and this is the only way short of
surgery or witchcraft to smooth it out. But we had an AWESOME opening
night and the audience laughed and cheered and my lovely Guvnors family
was ridiculously silly and we had a delightful little cast party to
celebrate and now I'm taking my creases and my wrinkles and my
tragically overlooked T-shirt and my happy glowy memories of the evening
and we're all going to bed. Good night!
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