There is a moment near the end of The Goat, or Who is Sylvia?--Edward Albee's 2002 play exploring the outer limits of love, fidelity, morality and tolerance--where the emotional crisis at the center of the narrative boils over into such catastrophic levels of heartache and rage and such Greek-tragedy levels of destruction and retribution that the first time I saw it--and the second time and the third time and the fourth time--the audience collectively gasped to the point of almost screaming and then sat rigidly and almost palpably silent until well after the final stage light had extinguished and the last emotionally drained actor had silently moved into position for the company bow.
It's one of my two favorite--if there even exists a favorite-not favorite continuum of cataclysmic emotional destruction--moments in modern theater ... the other being the last three seconds of David Mamet's Oleanna before the stage becomes abruptly, dreadfully dark.
Though he's largely a genre unto himself, it's difficult to pigeonhole Edward Albee as a playwright. He wrote or adapted about 30 works that embodied movements like Theatre of the Absurd and brought popular works of fiction like The Ballad of the Sad Café and Breakfast at Tiffany's to the stage and screen.
My favorite Albee works--Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (embodied in this photo by the incomparable Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor playing the American-experiment patriarch and matriarch George and Martha [whom the script deliciously describes as "large, boisterous woman, 52, looking somewhat younger"]), The Play About the Baby and The Goat, or Who is Sylvia?--all share the format of four characters on stage and one character who may or may not exist offstage. It's an intriguing conceit, and one that keeps bringing me back to these three plays for my own contemplation. In an odd double standard, though, I can't stand reading them; the characters for me seem to be clumsy and dry with no meaningful depth on the page but they grant a glorious latitude for actors to make fascinating choices as they flesh them out.
Today is the third anniversary of Edward Albee's death. I'm not one to be sad when famous people I've never met pass away--and having seen only six of his works (that I can remember) I'm certainly no slavish Albee devotee--but I'm profoundly thankful for the emotional roller coasters he's put me on over the years ... and for the body of work he's left that I can continue to explore in my own way in my own time. I have a couple favorite quotes I'd love to mention here in closing, but they're all potential spoilers. So I'll just lift a glass of bergen to his memory.
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Monday, September 16, 2019
Sunday, September 08, 2019
Sunday, August 18, 2019
What do Aurora and The Cher Show have in common?
I mean besides the fact that I don’t push a lawnmower wearing kitten heels in either show?
Right! We both have our final performances today. Both of our matinees are happening as you read this, but my cast is far better than those lazy Broadway hacks because we have another show tonight. It’s at 8:30. If you don’t come see me play a judge, I will totally judge you in real life.
(Dramatic selfie courtesy of our dramatic backstage lighting.)
Right! We both have our final performances today. Both of our matinees are happening as you read this, but my cast is far better than those lazy Broadway hacks because we have another show tonight. It’s at 8:30. If you don’t come see me play a judge, I will totally judge you in real life.
(Dramatic selfie courtesy of our dramatic backstage lighting.)
Tuesday, August 13, 2019
Monday, August 12, 2019
Mistakes were made
I weirdly had neither a rehearsal nor a performance tonight, and as I walked to my car after work wondering what the hell it is you people with free time DO with your free time, I noticed that it was perfect running weather outside. Mistake 1. So I texted Scott and Rob to test the waters and see if they might be up for an impromptu evening run. Mistake 2. Rob, to his eternal credit, already had a theater commitment LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. But not only was Scott free, his response to my query was “what time?” And I texted back to tell him when I’d be home. Mistake 3.
Fast-forward a bunch more mistakes. We’re standing in my driveway, noticing that it’s WAY more humid than I’d thought. But we take off running, with me secure in the knowledge that I’ll have to phone a tailor when we’re done to have all my pants taken in because of all the inches that were destined to melt off of me after surprising my body with an impromptu Monday evening 3-mile run in cleansingly heavy humidity.
Fast forward one mile, when I completely run out of will to live.
Anyway, here’s a photo of Scott looking like a dewy lotus blossom and me looking like a hair clog from the drain of a New Deal-era public pool after trudging back from our not-three-mile run:
In slightly exciting news, it WAS my first serious exertion since my stupid mole removal and I didn’t split open and exsanguinate all over our pretty running trail. SMALL. VICTORIES.
Fast-forward a bunch more mistakes. We’re standing in my driveway, noticing that it’s WAY more humid than I’d thought. But we take off running, with me secure in the knowledge that I’ll have to phone a tailor when we’re done to have all my pants taken in because of all the inches that were destined to melt off of me after surprising my body with an impromptu Monday evening 3-mile run in cleansingly heavy humidity.
Fast forward one mile, when I completely run out of will to live.
Anyway, here’s a photo of Scott looking like a dewy lotus blossom and me looking like a hair clog from the drain of a New Deal-era public pool after trudging back from our not-three-mile run:
In slightly exciting news, it WAS my first serious exertion since my stupid mole removal and I didn’t split open and exsanguinate all over our pretty running trail. SMALL. VICTORIES.
Sunday, August 11, 2019
Dear LORD that was a long day
I cleared some stuff out of my storage unit, sold a ton of books (for a meager $20, but still), learned choreography for 4.5 hours with a delightfully talented choreographer and a cast of dancers half my age, did a show that was spiced up with a tornado delay and a couple dropped lines on my part, emptied the litter box, decided to sleep with my gross wrist wound unbandaged to see how it survives a night in the open air, and took a helicopter selfie with Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged neck creases (too soon?) in our Kountry Krafts guest room where I’m still sleeping because the final push of my bedroom project has become kind of overwhelming. Good night!
I’m just starting hour 4 of a 4.5-hour Hello, Dolly! choreo rehearsal that leads straight into an Aurora performance
I packed a snack to keep my vim and vigor up and a package of baby wipes to keep my Sturm und Drang down as I transition from exhausted, sweaty dancer to focused, pleasant-smelling actor. Wish me luck.
Friday, August 09, 2019
Happy place
Ten actors. Intimate theater. Black (and gray and white but mostly black) costumes. Minimal set pieces. Black paint. Lots and lots of black paint.
Big, bright, bold theater.
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Thursday, August 08, 2019
Opening night!
The many faces of Jake, the Aurora changeling WHOSE CHARACTERS DON’T HAVE NAMES so I had to fill in some blanks in the captions ...
No-Boundaries Barry, the waiter with the kids-menu social skills
Judge Judgypants, the judge who doesn’t bother tucking in his dress shirt under his robe
Tech-Beat Terry, reporting to you live from what may or may not be the Bureau of Propaganda
Wendall Edmund Anderson the Wesley Enterprises Assistant
Leonard the Lackey who really needs you to come with him
No-Boundaries Barry, the waiter with the kids-menu social skills

Tech-Beat Terry, reporting to you live from what may or may not be the Bureau of Propaganda
Wendall Edmund Anderson the Wesley Enterprises Assistant
Leonard the Lackey who really needs you to come with him
Monday, July 29, 2019
Three-atre!
Tonight I had our first off-book line bash for Aurora AND our first rehearsal for Hello, Dolly! so I thought I’d go for the TCR trifecta and wear my King Triton shirt from The Little Mermaid.
Now I’m sweltering under a ceiling fan because OUR AIR CONDITIONER IS BROKEN AND NOBODY CAN COME FIX IT UNTIL FRIDAY KILL ME NOW KILL ME NOW KILL ME NOW and I’m filled with Tylenol PM to dull the pain of my mole excision and hopefully get me some sleep. Please bring snow.
Now I’m sweltering under a ceiling fan because OUR AIR CONDITIONER IS BROKEN AND NOBODY CAN COME FIX IT UNTIL FRIDAY KILL ME NOW KILL ME NOW KILL ME NOW and I’m filled with Tylenol PM to dull the pain of my mole excision and hopefully get me some sleep. Please bring snow.
Thursday, July 25, 2019
Aurora tech rehearsal!
When you play a range of interesting characters, you get a range of interesting props.
* Phrenology head not included.
* And the Superman protein shaker is mine because I just came from the gym.
* But I’m sure at least one of my characters world work out.
* AND MY CHARACTERS DESERVE THEIR TRUTH.
* Phrenology head not included.
* And the Superman protein shaker is mine because I just came from the gym.
* But I’m sure at least one of my characters world work out.
* AND MY CHARACTERS DESERVE THEIR TRUTH.
Saturday, July 13, 2019
Wednesday, May 29, 2019
The tornado sirens are screaming, the walls are weeping with condensation, and I’m currently entombed in the cinderblock bowels of Theatre Cedar Rapids with the casts of Ripcord and Newsies
I’m also wearing a costume. So our grisly deaths will at least come with coordinated outfits and a peppy musical score.
ACK! DON’T LET ME DIE WITH ALL THESE WEIRD THEATER PEOPLE!
ACK! DON’T LET ME DIE WITH ALL THESE WEIRD THEATER PEOPLE!
Tuesday, May 28, 2019
Why am I in an electric chair?
A. I ran out of gas for my gas-powered chair.
B. I wore white before Memorial Day.
C. I’m not. I’m just getting my hair did.
D. NOT. GEELTEE.
E. It’s more comfortable than the nuclear chair.
F. IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO END THIS 12-DAY HEADACHE.
G. You’ll have to come to Ripcord at Theatre Cedar Rapids and find out for yourself now, won’t you?
B. I wore white before Memorial Day.
C. I’m not. I’m just getting my hair did.
D. NOT. GEELTEE.
E. It’s more comfortable than the nuclear chair.
F. IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO END THIS 12-DAY HEADACHE.
G. You’ll have to come to Ripcord at Theatre Cedar Rapids and find out for yourself now, won’t you?
Wednesday, April 10, 2019
Nine years ago today I saw A Little Night Music on Broadway
If my flight arrives on time today, I intend to see Hadestown this afternoon AND All My Sons tonight (with Burn This as a backup if I can’t get tickets to one of those).
But the O’Hare gate agent keeps pronouncing it conci-AIR as she’s calling our boarding groups so we might have to have an ugly altercation and I might not be allowed to get on our plane.
But the O’Hare gate agent keeps pronouncing it conci-AIR as she’s calling our boarding groups so we might have to have an ugly altercation and I might not be allowed to get on our plane.
Saturday, February 02, 2019
Friday, September 28, 2018
Flashback Friday: Garters and Underpants Edition
Last year at this time I was in a show that obligated me to wear sock garters. And underpants.
I have no such requirements for the show I'm in now. Just sayin'.
Get your tickets at theatrecr.org. DO IT.
I have no such requirements for the show I'm in now. Just sayin'.
Get your tickets at theatrecr.org. DO IT.
Monday, September 17, 2018
Don't say that ... it's "whom."
There is a moment near the end of The Goat, or Who is Sylvia?—Edward Albee's 2002 play exploring the outer limits of love, fidelity, morality and tolerance—where the emotional crisis at the center of the narrative boils over into such catastrophic levels of heartache and rage and such Greek-tragedy levels of destruction and retribution that the first time I saw it—and the second time and the third time and the fourth time—the audience collectively gasped to the point of almost screaming and then sat rigidly and almost palpably silent until well after the final stage light had extinguished and the last emotionally drained actor had silently moved into position for the company bow.
It's one of my two favorite—if there even exists a favorite-not favorite continuum of cataclysmic emotional destruction—moments in modern theater ... the other being the last three seconds of David Mamet's Oleanna before the stage becomes abruptly, dreadfully dark.
Though he's largely a genre unto himself, it's difficult to pigeonhole Edward Albee as a playwright. He wrote or adapted about 30 works that epitomized movements like Theatre of the Absurd and brought popular works of fiction like The Ballad of the Sad Café and Breakfast at Tiffany's to the stage and screen.
My favorite Albee works—Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (embodied in this photo by the incomparable Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor playing the American-experiment patriarch and matriarch George and Martha), The Play About the Baby and The Goat, or Who is Sylvia?—all share the format of four characters on stage and one character who may or may not exist offstage. It's an intriguing conceit, and one that keeps bringing me back to these three plays for my own contemplation. In an odd double standard, though, I can't stand reading them; the characters for me seem to have no depth on the page but they grant a glorious latitude for actors to make fascinating choices as they flesh them out.
I'm a day late in this tribute, but yesterday was the second anniversary of Edward Albee's death. I'm not one to be sad when famous people I've never met pass away—and having seen only six of his works (that I can remember) I'm certainly no slavish Albee devotee—but I'm profoundly thankful for the emotional roller coasters he's put me on over the years ... and for the body of work he's left that I can continue to explore in my own way and on my own time. I have a couple favorite quotes I'd love to mention here, but they're all potential spoilers. So I'll just lift a glass of bergen to his memory.
It's one of my two favorite—if there even exists a favorite-not favorite continuum of cataclysmic emotional destruction—moments in modern theater ... the other being the last three seconds of David Mamet's Oleanna before the stage becomes abruptly, dreadfully dark.
Though he's largely a genre unto himself, it's difficult to pigeonhole Edward Albee as a playwright. He wrote or adapted about 30 works that epitomized movements like Theatre of the Absurd and brought popular works of fiction like The Ballad of the Sad Café and Breakfast at Tiffany's to the stage and screen.
My favorite Albee works—Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (embodied in this photo by the incomparable Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor playing the American-experiment patriarch and matriarch George and Martha), The Play About the Baby and The Goat, or Who is Sylvia?—all share the format of four characters on stage and one character who may or may not exist offstage. It's an intriguing conceit, and one that keeps bringing me back to these three plays for my own contemplation. In an odd double standard, though, I can't stand reading them; the characters for me seem to have no depth on the page but they grant a glorious latitude for actors to make fascinating choices as they flesh them out.
I'm a day late in this tribute, but yesterday was the second anniversary of Edward Albee's death. I'm not one to be sad when famous people I've never met pass away—and having seen only six of his works (that I can remember) I'm certainly no slavish Albee devotee—but I'm profoundly thankful for the emotional roller coasters he's put me on over the years ... and for the body of work he's left that I can continue to explore in my own way and on my own time. I have a couple favorite quotes I'd love to mention here, but they're all potential spoilers. So I'll just lift a glass of bergen to his memory.
Friday, August 03, 2018
Tree what I did there?
So this time it was Scott’s turn to blow off our morning run—which was SO AWESOME and it’s TOO BAD HE MISSED IT because we RODE MAGICAL UNICORNS THE WHOLE WAY as we FEASTED ON THE AMBROSIA OF THE GODS and OTHER FANCIFUL STUFF—so Rob and I replaced him—and PUT HIM IN THE MIDDLE YOU’RE WELCOME—with this scraggly-ass tree for our post-run selfie, but the tree ended up looking pretty lush and majestic in the photo which is totally my fault because of my prodigious and intimidating photography talents don’t blame me I can’t help it.
In the course of our small talk as Rob and I were rocking our 10:56 pace though, I stumbled on what I think is an awesome idea for a submission to Theatre Cedar Rapids’ Underground New Play Festival. I’ve wanted to enter something for the competition, but I had no idea what to write about and I also have zero experience writing things that come from just my imagination; everything I’ve ever written has at the very least had its foundation in describing or reporting on something that already exists. Plus Rob—who has written countless and brilliant plays ONE OF WHICH WAS TURNED INTO A BIG HOLLYWOOD MOVIE WITH BIG HOLLYWOOD STARS—thinks my idea is a good one. Which gives me huge amounts of confidence that I can do this ... and hopefully do it well. So WATCH OUT HOLLYWOOD I’M COMING TO DOMINATE YOU and I’m RIDING A MAGICAL UNICORN THE WHOLE WAY.
In the course of our small talk as Rob and I were rocking our 10:56 pace though, I stumbled on what I think is an awesome idea for a submission to Theatre Cedar Rapids’ Underground New Play Festival. I’ve wanted to enter something for the competition, but I had no idea what to write about and I also have zero experience writing things that come from just my imagination; everything I’ve ever written has at the very least had its foundation in describing or reporting on something that already exists. Plus Rob—who has written countless and brilliant plays ONE OF WHICH WAS TURNED INTO A BIG HOLLYWOOD MOVIE WITH BIG HOLLYWOOD STARS—thinks my idea is a good one. Which gives me huge amounts of confidence that I can do this ... and hopefully do it well. So WATCH OUT HOLLYWOOD I’M COMING TO DOMINATE YOU and I’m RIDING A MAGICAL UNICORN THE WHOLE WAY.
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