Nobody ALL DAY noticed my limited-edition one-of-a-kind totally unique "JAKE The Musical!" T-shirt

And I had to take this selfie lying down because my face feels creasy and wrinkly and this is the only way short of surgery or witchcraft to smooth it out. But we had an AWESOME opening night and the audience laughed and cheered and my lovely Guvnors family was ridiculously silly and we had a delightful little cast party to celebrate and now I'm taking my creases and my wrinkles and my tragically overlooked T-shirt and my happy glowy memories of the evening and we're all going to bed. Good night!

Just for the record ...

When I was "bleeding badly" from my non-hyphenated facelift, I went out to dinner three nights in a row at a golf resort that was NOT owned by Donald Trump.

I have standards.