What a dick

Let us never forget this auspicious anniversary of the day our Very Stable Genius with Great and Unmatched Wisdom blithely retweeted at 4:31 am a "rock on" tweet about his "integrity sir" from a supporter named catpenis.

Shithole Genius’ tweet library is like the Hallmark aisle at Nevergonnabuildthewallgreens

I made a meme!

Quoting yourself in the third person is neither stable nor genius

BAM!

The fucking dipshit ACTUALLY SAID THIS

“The Continental Army suffered a bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware and seized victory from Cornwallis at Yorktown. Our Army MANNED THE AIR, it rammed the ramparts, IT TOOK OVER AIRPORTS, it did everything it had to do and at Ft. McHenry under the rocket’s red glare had nothing but victory. When dawn came, the star-spangled banner waved defiant.”

—Stable Genius, July 4, 2019

Stable Genius is in Iowa today

In totally unrelated news, I just had a huge basket of high-fiber bran muffins for breakfast.

Nineteen—NINETEEN!—Democratic Presidential nominees are in my home town right now

They're here to hold individual rallies and then a civilized, intelligent, productive, meaningful debate at our US Cellular Center this afternoon. I just walked through our beautiful downtown from the Pete Buttegieg rally to the street outside the convention center where the supporters of each candidate are joyfully chanting and cheering and holding signs and high-fiving everyone who walks by—including me in my BOOT EDGE EDGE shirt—and I’ve never been prouder to be a Cedar Rapidian and a progressive and a citizen of a country that DOES have hope and DOES have joy and DOES embrace civic responsibility and DOES FINALLY SEE A WAY OUT OF THIS HELLISH DOTARD NUCLEAR DUMPSTER FIRE.

Speaking of, the last time man-boy dotard stable genius brokeahontis held an emotionally needy rally here, I stood in this exact same spot and watched multiple people walk by me carrying Confederate and Nazi flags on their way in. I don’t even have to point out that there are none here today.

This is now my favorite Stable Genius takedown of all time.

Remember when stable genius pretended to want a space force and lied about working to get one up and running using thoughts and prayers because he doesn’t understand science? Good times.

Correction:

THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON IN THIS SELFIE!

1. Mike.
2. Oops. I probably should explain that Mike is a friend of mine who has many cats.
3. Oh—and he’s one of my many super-awesome DC friends, and I can’t imagine coming here without seeing him.
4. We toured the National Museum of African American History and Culture—which I have SO MUCH to say about—this afternoon and then had dinner and then took this selfie before we parted ways.
5. But look at that little dot that’s artfully centered at the vanishing point of the streets between us ...
6. It’s the dome of the Capitol!
7. We did that because we’re both artsy and civic-minded.
8. But not because Mike has three cats.
9. THREE.
10. Also: Notice the artful placement of Mike’s head ...
11. IT’S TOTALLY BLOCKING THE STABLE GENIUS HOTEL!
12. You’re welcome.
13. Let’s see: Mike ... unmanly amounts of cats ... totally cool friend ... Capitol with an O ... artful vanishing-point composition ... the hotel that shall not be named ... THREE CATS ... hmmm ... what’s left?
14. Oh yeah: I TOTALLY STABBED A DUDE.
15. I mean with my straw.
16. I mean with the placement of my straw relative to the locations of my iPhone and the orange-shirted dude behind me.
17. So not STABBED stabbed.
18. So don’t call the police.
19. THREE CATS.
20. None of which he brought with him today.

Does Melanie know he’s getting text massages?

Man-boy’s secret man-bitch meeting with Putin is finally over

And there’s no telling where those fingers have been.

Hillary said this two years ago

and Stable Genius’ “presidency” has indeed proven to be nothing but a relentless series of bizarre rants, personal feuds and outright lies:

“Donald Trump's ideas aren't just different. They're dangerously incoherent. They're not even really ideas - just a series of bizarre rants, personal feuds and outright lies. He's not just unprepared; he is temperamentally unfit to hold an office that requires knowledge, stability and immense responsibility."

I made a meme!

I’m home safe and sound!

And apparently THIS happened during all the excitement of my day:

Thoughts and prayers, Melanie. Thoughts and prayers.

Shithole Genius is about to shout NEGRO! Or something.

It’s alarming how charming I feel

When you have an oven fire and you had to cut the wires to the hard-wired smoke alarm system because the smoke alarms WOULDN’T STOP SCREAMING AT YOU and the house won’t stop smelling like the contestants on Bottom Chef so you have to buy oven cleaner that chaps the life out of your hands and Lysol that barely starts to work after a day of repeated sprayings and battery-powered smoke detectors that require you to accept the challenge of capping off the electrical source though you still can’t find it and removing the hard-wired smoke detectors first which really should be done by a stable genius and did I mention how chapped my hands are and how smoke-alarming the house smells and that the guy at the hardware store — who is older than I am — somehow managed to turn our conversation about oven cleaner into a recommendation that I should try marijuana?

#FireAndFury
#FireAndFuckThisShit

When you suck at simple hand choreogravfefe

#StableGenius