4 days till #Hallowmeme!

5 days till #Hallowmeme!

6 days till #Hallowmeme!

Apparently I’m going through a skulls phase

And a Día de los Muertos Mariachi phase:

Times dos:

And a single-parent-ghost-family phase:

Do not be afraid.

Does anyone else think this snow we're covered in is weird and probably haunted by ghosts?

It's light and fluffy, but solid and not-blow-around-y. And when you shovel it, it falls like sand exactly where you put it. THIS IS NOT NORMAL SNOW, PEOPLE. It's like pie-crust dough before you add the last two tablespoons of ice water. It's the clumping cat litter that sifts through the scooper when you dig out the rocks of calcified cat pee. (For the record, I try my best not to get those two things mixed up when I'm baking.) It's white Play-Doh that you accidentally left the lid off of overnight. It's those tiny freeze-dried marshmallows that you find in packets of shitty powered cocoa mix. It's driveway dandruff mixed with street scabs. IT'S FREAKING ME OUT.

Happy #Hallowmeme!

Since my countdown to tonight got off and I forget what I’ve already posted, I’m just gonnna unleash a memevalanche of all the weird Halloween stuff I’ve compulsively collected on my phone, which should be scary in itself. Boo!

Ghosts?

6 days until #Hallowmeme!

7 days until #Hallowmeme!

Eight days until #Hallowmeme!

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Ten days until #Hallowmeme!

Not as scary as sharps, but still enough for a blockbuster horror movie and a six-sequel franchise. ONE. FOR. EACH. FLAT.