That’s freaking FAST for me. But it’s probably because it was so damn dark during our entire run that we couldn’t see how fast we were going. #Physics!
Second of all, did I mention it was dark out? Because IT WAS FREAKING DARK.
(you: How dark was it?)
It was so dark that once we got on the trail where there were no street lights WE AND I AM NOT EXAGGERATING HERE COULD BARELY SEE THE TRAIL. Which, thankfully is so straight (you: How straight is it?) it’s so straight that it actually makes Rob look gay. (you: But doesn’t he love show tunes?) (Rob: Shut up.)
(you: Did you talk smack about Scott as you ran because he blew you off this morning?) (us: DUH.)