Friday, February 09, 2018

Flashback Friday: Texas Has A Whorehouse In It Edition

What's so adorable about this picture? Let me count: 

1. I'm playing a football player.

2. I'm playing a football player who utilizes the services of female prostitutes.

3. I'm shirtless on stage for the first time in my life. I know it's hard to believe there was once a time where me taking my shirt off on stage was a novelty, but you have to start somewhere. And I started in 1998, rompin' and stompin' with the Aggie Boys in Theatre Cedar Rapids' The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. This show also predates all my big tattoos, so I look like a pristine little infant in this picture. A pristine little infant who dances around shirtless and goes to whorehouses.

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