Monday, November 27, 2017

#HolidayHorrors

Decorating the Christmas tree: the annual convergence of the totally cool garland of Norwegian flags and the totally creepy pantyhose-head elf with a daringly short poncho, yellow mittens and no discernible pants. Because nothing personifies the joy and wonder of Christmas like a freeballin' elf with pantyhose obscuring his features and unfettered access to the kitchen knives while we sleep.

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