The distractingly tan, scruffy, handsome man in the Raiders coat who keeps conspicuously circling past you (seven times once you notice and start counting!) as you wait for your Hy-Vee brunch party is not even a little bit flirting with or stalking or even noticing you. This will become devastatingly apparent when his equally stunning wife joins him after getting what was apparently a highly complicated beverage from Starbucks.
Stupid Raiders.
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