Also: The underpants fairy came!
Also: I arranged my new underpants in rainbow order!
Also: Because it made a brilliantly colorful background for taking a picture of my new book!
Also: Which is about musicals!
Also: None of this means I'm gay, bro.
Also: Unless you have a cute single brother.
Also: And he has to like musicals!
Also: And rainbows!
Also: And underpants!