Pee here? Blind people with walking sticks may buy tickets at this window? Please hold the hand rail when you get on the escalator? I don't speak Barcelonan so I could never figure out their signs when I touristed there 15 years ago. But I clearly wasn't afraid to be the obnoxious American tourist who squatted for pictures that tacitly made fun of confusing local signage. And I clearly didn't have sense enough to avoid the turn-of-the-century scoop-neck string-tank-top craze that was apparently jumping the pond and sweeping the Western world. But look! I had no tattoos! And shiny shoes! And whatever that murse thing is. But murse doesn't rhyme so I won't even point it out.