I made a meme ...

You had me at “big stupid dictator playdate"

And then again at “HA HA hashtag sad.”

Today’s epic shit show would be deliciously funny if it weren’t about OUR BIG FUCKING ARROGANT CORRUPT RACIST INEPT IGNORANT ENTITLED SHITHOLE MAN-BOY PRESIDENT. And, by extension, all the big fucking arrogant, morally corrupt, racist, proudly ignorant shithole congresspeople and talking heads and voters who still obstinately defend him.

I’m working on my taxes and I want to make sure I don’t overlook anything from the checklist my tax preparer gave me

To your knowledge, did I open a HELOC that was not a campaign contribution to any of you during your joke of a presidential campaign to pay hush money to an enormous-breasted porn star for a well-documented extramarital affair that you unconvincingly deny having you dirty dog and therefore implausibly deny having any need for paying the hush money in the first place? I’ve obviously procrastinated myself down to the wire on the tax deadline, so please get back to me as soon as you finish your golf game. Kthanks.

Proposed taglines for trump.dating

StrKKKts only!
Taking sheep breeding to the next level!
Swipe Reich!
Take a break from inbreeding!
Have sex for less than $130 million!
Three-wife limit!
Where “happily married people” count as “local singles”!
Date local married singles!
Grab him by the bone spur!
Red hats, white sheets and who cares if you’re already married?
A new way to fuck the whole country!
Where it doesn’t matter how small your hands are!
I do-tard!
Where shitholes meet!