Yup

Tiers of delicate bitsy-dot chiffon tulle flutter like wispy cotton-candy nothingness next to Ivanka in an ugly fucking dress

RIP John Kelly

Extreme Vetting + Only The Best People still hasn’t given us a bingo though.

And shouldn’t this be in 3D so they can put bars over the Best People going to prison?

If we locked guns in cages would we get the same lack of #MAGA anger and uproar?

I'm a professional fashion writer. Do not try this at home.

Tiers of polka-dot chiffon tulle flutter like wispy cotton-candy nothingness next to Ivanka in an ugly fucking dress. ‬

How is Tillerson gone before Punchable Face Kushner?

My actuarials must be off.

I stole this from Twitter and rewrote it a bit

He puzzled and puzzled till his puzzler was sore.
Then The Kushner thought of something he hadn't before:
Perhaps foreign-affairs experience can't be bought at a store ...
Perhaps foreign-affairs experience ... means a little bit more!

My money's on Jared next

But instead of shouting BINGO! when he's out, I'm gonna shout GAYFACE!