Friday, June 29, 2018

Running out of patience

Instead of running three miles this morning AS I SHOULD RIGHTFULLY BE DOING I’m warming up for physical therapy on a recumbent bicycle for my right-fully hip injury. Sigh. But recumbent is a three-dollar word and bicycle is the suspiciously gay bachelor uncle of bike. So I’m a three-dollar suspiciously gay bachelor uncle. Or something.

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