And there you have it

When your character is repeatedly—REPEATEDLY!—defined by his blind eye and escaped-convict manacle and your blinding contact pops out and your manacle falls off before you even get to the end of scene 2 and your mind is racing to try to figure out how you’re going to act your way around not one but TWO missing items when they eventually get brought up by actors who don’t yet know they’ve disappeared all while you try to stay focused on the lines you’re currently saying but when you get home you find a funny cartoon: