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We found a worse Barr than Roseanne!

Just add USDA-uninspected Grade D meat!

#same

WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING TO BE CONCERNED? OR TRYING TO BE RELEVANT?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

And if you’re going to use big-boy technology like Twitter, ask a random toddler to show you how to rotate photos first. Shithole.

Today in Stupid: Whatever. And fuck off.

Get your full helping of whiny bullshit here

So stop your whiny, pants-wetting, transparently manufactured shock and quit already. If it took you until well after you started working for Fox News to realize that "Fox feels like an extension of the Trump White House" and suddenly get "embarrassed" to work there, you're somehow actually stupider than you look on TV. You know damn well what kind of hyper-partisan lies the Fox crap machine splats all over the globe on an hourly basis, and that's exactly why you started working there in the first place. So why are you GIVING INTERVIEWS TO CNN -- the primary network you and your dotard scream ad nauseam is nothing but "FAKE NEWS!" -- now that your integrity diaper needs changing? Save your amateur I'm-so-shocked dramatics for your toxically ignorant viewers.

The verdict is in!

Bill -- who once started an interview with an atheist on a topic that had nothing to do with atheism by asking "Why do you hate god?" -- here makes an argument based solely on a completely irrelevant and highly subjective opinion, in 10 words converts it to "fact" and one comma later uses it to be the first person ever to prove a negative using a single empirical opinion.

Well that's all the evidence *I* need. In Betsy DeVos' education system, high-school-senior Jared probably can't even spell treason, much less commit it. Plus he's kinda white!

#JaredIsInnocent!

Small blessings

At least it's the sexy Trump brother whose face is all over the news this week.

It's like he's proudly showing us his boogers

It's time for man-boy and his traitors to shift to other accommodations involving the words "lifetime" and "prison"