Friday, March 10, 2017

Do not make fun of Paul Ryan

The poor man had to make a huge PowerPoint presentation yesterday to prove he doesn't understand insurance. He can't remember if his marathon personal best was "two hour and fifty-something" or 4:01. And he has no idea how not to look like a gym douchebag in a backward bro hat. The man is truly a scholar and an athlete. Except he has really crappy form on his dumbbell curls. Plus there's no telling whether that cocky-head hand gesture he's making is a House gang sign or an indication of the height of his integrity. Either way, DO NOT MAKE FUN OF HIM. That would be as disrespectful as lying to the public about health insurance. Not that anyone would ever do that.

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