Monday night is always show tune night at Sidetrack, but not wanting to get smoke particles in my expensive new eyes, I stayed home and played on the computer and watched Average Joe.

I don't mean to buy into the hot-is-better camp -- and the eight hot guys on the show have all proven themselves to be unrepentant assholes -- but if I had to choose among the sixteen options as they stand now, I'd have to pick this guy. And my runner-up would be this guy. (But then again I have a blond fetish, so what can you expect?)

Of course, the last guy I'd pick -- even if it meant I'd never date again -- would be this guy.