Showing posts with label cheers and applause woooo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cheers and applause woooo. Show all posts

Sunday, June 03, 2018

See that smile on my face? It's a damn dirty LIE.

We just ran five miles (the crowd goes wild! wooo!) in gorgeous weather (the three of us go wild! wooo!) with springy, right-out-of-the-box stability and chafe-free comfort in my new shoes (I go wild! wooo!) but OH MY GOD MY LEFT HIP HURTS (the crowd winces in empathetic pain).

#HowToTurn50 #WithOldHips

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

I couldn’t figure out why my running buddy and I were so winded and wheezy toward the end of our run this morning

until we finished and discovered we unintentionally and unknowingly but totally rockstarly ran AT AN 11:15 PACE (the crowd goes wild! woooo!), which is down from 11:25 way back on yesterday and 12:56 even way backer on our first run together in mid-April (the crowd goes wilder! wooooer!).

Check out our summer personal-bestage:

Thursday, April 12, 2018

And the crowd goes wild!

Well, then. I somehow just ran more than a 5K for my first training run of the summer without stopping—even all the stoplights synched with me, which won’t happen again in this or any other lifetime—in a not-too-shabby-but-still-not-bragworthy 12:01 pace. (My fastest marathon was a 9:14 pace—I never did manage to hit the 9:00 pace I needed to reach the holy grail of a sub-4:00 marathon—so I seem to be a wee bit off my game for a dinky little 5K.) 

I’m sure I will be hobbling beyond the point of therapy for the next few days, but the distance—and the endurance—I somehow pulled out of my magic butt just now holds the promise of a fun, productive Summer Of Running Away From Being 50. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to crawl to the shower.

#HowToTurn50

Friday, December 22, 2017

Flashback Friday: Jingle Balls Edition

I don’t mean to dig up old photos of my younger, speedo-waisted self in a speedo (whoops!) but a photo me running Chicago’s first annual big gay Santa Speedo Run in 2011 made it in the TimeOut Chicago events calendar promoting the second annual Santa Speedo Run in 2012.
(*cheers and applause woooo*)

Now it’s 2017 and I just slept through the gym and I’ll probably eat Chips Ahoy!s for breakfast.
(*Diet Cokes and burps woooo*)