His full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese

There. Now that's a thing you know.

Did you know mannequins used to be made of wax? AND THEY USED TO MELT?

And I thought *I* had a splitting headache ...

Secrets of #ElfTheMusical theater magic, Lesson 2:

The Greenway Press employees who are “sitting in their cubes” STAGE RIGHT are actually “squatting behind some wooden things on wheels and smiling enthusiastically and attentively for our artfully composed group selfie UNLIKE the not-attention-paying ninnymugginses STAGE LEFT who took forever to notice me for their artfully composed portraiture last night.”

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Secrets of #ElfTheMusical theater magic, Lesson 1:

The Greenway Press employees who are “sitting in their cubes” are actually “squatting behind some wooden things on wheels and taking FOREVER to notice that I’m trying to take their picture across the stage as I squat behind some other wooden things on wheels.”

Let the record show that I was guns-at-the-ready for their retaliatory photography:

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FUN FARM FACT!

When a corn seed gets planted but doesn’t grow into a stalk of corn with his other little corn-seed buddies and instead waits to grow into a stalk of corn the next summer when the farmer has rotated into planting soybeans, he’s called VOLUNTEER CORN.

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Never shave in a hot shower with an old razor, kids

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