Jake and the Night Visitors

We sure have some creepy ornaments. And some breathtakingly-adorable-child-picture ornaments. And, curiously but still admittedly Christmasy, a saucy tasseled velvety dress beveling possibly tangoing but more probably mistletoeing lady ornament. And, for reasons known only to the tooth fairy, a wooden bunny ornament. A wooden Christmas bunny ornament.

But, of course, the only reason I'm making this post -- aside from finally exposing the Christmas terrors of my haunted, haunted childhood wrought by our creepy pantsless flat-handed pantyhose-head child-eating demon elf ornaments -- is to report that I have completely denuded our Christmas tree.

Dude. I totally just said denuded.