I just ate corn on the cob rubbed with lime instead of rolled in butter with grilled peaches for dessert. I AM SO CORRUPTED BY WEIRD EAST COAST VALUES.

Also: HOW MUCH DO WE ALL LOVE THIS DOG? (answer: more than can possibly be measured)

I don’t know why a beach house would have a Merman room, especially when it’s decorated in mermaids. Coastal elites are weird.