Things I found in my storage unit today PART III

• A nephew
• A bejeweled jacquard whorehouse lampshade
• A general lack of shame

Three things I’ve done tonight:

1. Photographed a tree:

2. Split a hosta:

3. Purchased a gorgeous new tablesetting and grippy placemat for Bitch Kitty to replace the ratty old plastic bowl she kept pushing next to the litter box and presumably filling with poop dust every time she buried a treasure:

Diary entry: January 12, 2019

Miss Bridget has dined this evening on an amuse-bouche crisp biscuit in a whimsical bone shape, a prix-fixe entrée of locally scooped, hand-poured dark kibble, and an apéretif of fresh water à la faucet.

She is now perusing the nap menu in the front salon.