Flashback Friday: Ruls Edition

My nephew was a draconian, absolutist, fun-hating child. But at least he left no gray areas in his demands. Or wet areas.

Let the record show, for the record, that this sign was designed and created in response to an (alleged, for the lawyers) infraction of my niece's and not of mine. It now sits charmingly framed on the tank of the downstairs toilet in my sister's house. Please contact me directly for tour times and dates.