National Coming Out Day outfit, yo

I mean gurrrl.

Iowa stuff, yo

Team Fred Hubbell, yo!

CO-IOWANS REPRESENTIN’ IN FRONT OF A GENUINE SEAFARIN’ REHOBOTH BEACH LIGHTHOUSE THAT’S TOTALLY NOT AN OCEANSIDE ROOFTOP PUTT-PUTT GOLF COURSE CHALLENGE, YO

YO. You got a problem, four-mile run? Imma KICK YOUR ASS.

Tap rehearsal!

With pink objets d'art to keep it real, yo.

Come watch me tap "I Can Do That" in Follies on March 24 and 25! Whether I rock it or fall on my face, you'll totally get your money's worth.

Get your tickets HERE!

Iowa stuff, yo

wearborn.com, yo

Ginger Lime Diet Coke and mannequin butts, yo

New track pants, yo

Swift, yo

Arm day, yo

Also: Every Day Is Muscley Scowly Younger-Than-me-y Straight Guys I’m Afraid To Nod Hello To Day, yo.

But Arm Day is easier to type.

Seriously: Can you think of anyone you know who has cooler office decorations?

No. You cannot.

#MannequinGraveyard, yo

Mozart workout, yo

Pink Gatorade makes tap class totally brodude, yo

36:39! Fourth in my age group, yo!

You have NO idea how hard it is to take a black-light post-Glo-Run-5K bro selfie in the dark with clammy hands that shows your medals, looks reasonably in focus and makes me look like catnip to the ladies.

Lots of vowels, yo

Because I'm only sort of down with the kids, yo