Showing posts with label state capitol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label state capitol. Show all posts

Thursday, July 12, 2018

Our state capitol is capitoler than your state capitol

Our gold-leafed dome shimmers on the hill:
 The staircase up to the breathtaking rotunda:
Toldja it was breathtaking:
Boobies:
A vestibule off the first floor:
A gorgeous bas-relief tribute to women crowned by an unmistakably Deco sunburst:
Another vestibule has a creepy display of dolls fetishizing the inauguration gowns of our First Ladies:
The stairs to the second floor of the rotunda:
Corn art!
The I above the House chamber windows stands for I LOVE THIS BUILDING: 
But gross. Just fucking gross. Just because an impotent man-boy climbs on his Big Wheel and hurls his feces at the adults to play president doesn’t mean we have to sully our Senate chamber walls with his festering rictus:
Patterns and textures on the second floor:
The steps to the dome, which I unfortunately didn't get to climb:
The freaking STUNNING second-floor library, ladies and gentlemen:
It has lots of books:
And a dumb waiter. For smart people. They’re smart because they read books. And they figured out a way to avoid carrying them up the steps:
And an intricate iron staircase the is the envy of the entire Industrial Revolution:
More intricate wrought iron:
And a beautifully stenciled ceiling medallion:
 A little sorbet to cleanse the palate:
Monuments on the nearby grounds:
Iowa’s memorial to the drooling buffalo that used to wander our land, moistening our soil.
Walking away: 
 Goodbye for now, noble capitol:

What the what?