I just had 5-Hour Energy for breakfast!

I still haven’t taken the left and right labels off my monitors from when my office moved 18 months ago! Peach-pear La Croix tastes like dust and sadness! Let’s ride bikes! Squirrel!

Welcome to the club!

Congrats to my friend David his first race -- and on his first 10K, which is quite ambitious for a first race distance. My stubborn hyper-masculine pride won't let me say whether or not he beat me, so I won't even bring it up. Hey, look -- free bananas at the finish line!