Ivanka clues

 

When your knockoffs are so obvious that you're sued by the original designers, when they're so unappealing to consumers that major retailers stop carrying them, when you hypocritically outsource their manufacture to China in arrogant disregard of your admittedly halfwit father's absolutist "American jobs" presidential rallying cry, when Marshalls puts them in a 97.5% fire sale just to get your name out of its stores, when you're reduced to having Kellyanne Conway illegally hawk them on Faux News ... you just might be a piece of shit.

Attention, Trumpflakes:

I believe the eloquently crafted chant you're struggling to summon from the bowels of your collective sheep-herd memory is "Lock her up."

LINK: From the White House, Kellyanne urged Fox viewers to buy Ivanka's clothing line (and broke fed law)