Showing posts with label eyes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label eyes. Show all posts
Monday, August 05, 2019
My name’s Jake, and I’m (mildly) dilated to meet you
The scheduling fates lined me up with back-to-back (hot) doctor appointments this morning. I’ve gone from getting my hot-dermatologist stitches out to getting a hot-ophthalmologist vision baseline as a follow-up to my (fully dilated) migraine visit a month ago. And while Hot Ophthalmologist an awesome band name, both hot doctors have wedding rings and photos of their wives and kids in their offices. Which means we won’t be scheduling any cake tastings for the wedding reception just yet. Plus being dilated has made it profoundly challenging to type this. So please excuse any lipos.
Labels:
band names,
cake,
cute guys,
eyes,
selfies,
squamous cell carcinoma,
typo,
vile puns,
weddings
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